What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Then let's have some coffee

Are you already having anal sex?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Tea ?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : No

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Can men and women be friends?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Sure.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : I'm 24.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : I don't drink

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Thank you.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.